Sunday, April 13, 2008

another silly entry

oh dear!

I think i've already reached the peak of superficial-lity!!

You see, in NUS there is this humongous building called University Hall, where all the admin stuffs are done there, they have this place inside where they put cushions, (in navy blue and orange, NUS colour!) and once u sat on it, your ass dun feel like movin.

at all!

when you sit on it, directly in front of you. there is this window, full length one, and u can over see the entire running track.

so sometimes me and sinteck, sometimes youmin, ming kai also, will go there and rest for a while before going back to the lab.

so the other day, i was sitting there with sin teck, me munching on my sweets and sin teck resting, and below us (we can see because the windows are full length) there are a few motorcycle came and obviously someone important is coming

sinteck rushed over to see who the big shot was.

and he said something along the line of "eh you dun wanna see who is it meh?"

my answer? i replied "siao, probably is some ugly, old fella, see for what?" which i imagine the VIP to be, it cant be hollywood star, can it?

okay, you can give me a tight bitch slap for saying something so... superficial.

yes, superficial, thats what i am.

i tend to focus on the fun part of life, appearance, rather than in intellectual development or personal accomplishment. which i don't see any wrong in.

hahahhaha

personal preference la!!

speaking of choices, im sure most of you read about this child prodigy in maths who chose a career, in becoming a prostitute.

when i first read it, my reaction was "wah, not scare HIV/insert any other STDs"

i say HIV because its in my mind for the past few days (no i dun have it, choy ar!)

anyway, she said she has a client who made her recites maths equations while fucking. weird, eh?
So i was thinking, "the client is one smart fella"

you see, most of my male friends whom i asked this sacred questions "what is the kind of girl you wanna fuck?"

5 in every 6 answered "girls school one la! innocent looking wht!!"

i wondered why not supermodels like Heidi Klum, Posh Beckham, or.... gorgeous one like Jolin Tsai etc etc etc... because i would rather fuck super models. not like i stand a chance anyway, but its worth a try :)

then a thought strikes me "Because they wanna feel dominant"

yes dominant is the word of the day :)

why not, fuck a super duper smart women (and pretty), wouldnt it be a more... outstanding accomplishment? if you want girl school, why not bring along a school uniform for her as well? see! school girl + smart + prodigy + pretty = wonderful.

i say, guys, fuck smart and pretty girls, not just school girls!!

thats why... the said prodigy cost $250 pounds. plus she would like you to take her shopping, not at far east. but at Paris, Milan etc


p/s: im gonna make my sex partnet recites the 20 amino acids and their properties! i dun care

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