crystal ball

GR had his fortune told! I just read it off his blog.

I always wanna have my fortune told but too hum-ji because i dont wanna hear the negative stuffs. So far my life is still okay la, i mean, im still in one piece. That time i was in genting i also wanna had my fortune told!

The most i dare to do is to go to a temple and qiu qian, which to the non-chinese, you shake a bottle with wooden sticks and the one that fell out are the one you are supposed to decipher. Anyway i asked about my love life the last time i went and the "qian" or the answer is a totally negative one.

BAH.

But Im utterly bored now so i shall consult my crystal ball. Its totally magical. I swear.

According to my crystal ball (Made in Wales, England by the way, not some cheap fuck off pasah malam), which was passed down from my maternal grandfather to alice and now nicely kept in gringotts, erm, i meant, family vault.


Its totally sacred and not many are able to perform this sacred magic, i had to cut my own plam and let my blood drip on the polished surface of the crystal ball. and wait for it to evaporate. while evaporating i was STILL bored so i decided to solve my rubic cube for the 68th time.

Anyway the crystal ball said that:

Im bitchy.

My favourite color is blue (well, i dont think you need a crystal ball to know that)

I am gonna be an awesome actor who is gonna be nominated for OSCARS.

OMG RIGHT?

Then i probed further into that piece of magic and found out that i dislike guys who call themselves WANG ZI (prince), like, XIAO WANG ZI blab blab blab.

totally turned off isnt it.

But strangly, the crystal ball revealed.

THAT IM A PRINCE IN MY PAST LIFE!

It revealed to me that i was actually Prince VIIXI of Scotland, whom my dad is a king and I have a pet dragon (more about it later)

I had white blonde hair and my hair never seems to go out of shape, it always reflect the rays of sunlight, which, the crystal ball showed, to be regarded as the highest honour of my reign of my land. My eyes are dark green, and my skin is pinkish.


My fav color at that time seemed to be dark purple, which coincidentally, ahem, to be a royal color.

As for my pet dragon, it's breed is draconian xenophillius, or commonly known as The Scottish Horntail . And whats so rare about my dragon is that it is actually Albino (so are most of my indoor pets, like peacock, for example). It roars light blue flame and occasionally likes to sleep by the Loch Ness.

then after knowing that im a prince in my past life, i wanna know whats gonna happen to me in my NEXT life. and the crystal ball revealed to me that i will be a assassin.

TOTALLY magical!

okay i decided to be more royally now. I shall not swear, i shall not play MJ (do u see princes play MJ?) and i shall read shake spears, and only listen to classics, no more mandopop!

okay! time for this nonsense to end, im bored cos im waiting for my dinner so blogged this crap out. TA!