im starving

Recently during work I've been saying stupid things. Not lame-stupid, but omg-this-came-out-of-your-mouth-fuck-stupid shits.

All happened during work.

Speaking of work, I really do enjoy working in the current place. Not because of the job but rather the people here (Sinteck, Youmin, Daphne, Cipto who is from the other lab, and my boss, all very nice people). And I don't miss school (NP) at all, *shrugs*

and some particular people perhaps?

Stupid shit #1: Me and sinteck, both carrying alot of stuffs, we are going to the greenhouse (7th floor). And its quite a hassle to carry everything AND lock the door (only got 2 hands and both are occupied, and i dun wanna place the stuffs on the floor cos it is troublesome)

so i said "eh, i put these stuffs here (in the room) and i lock the door and after i lock already i come in take la, easier"

sinteck "HUH?"

Stupid shits #2:

me: eh when the attachment finish ar? this the week number what? 10?

Sinteck: dunno, but i know it ends on the 13th of june

me: so is week wad?

sinteck: you check calender la

me: *proceeds to draw out the entire may and june calender and check*

sinteck: why dun you use your handphone? you are carrying it what!?!

me: oh, hahaha

Stupid shits #3:

us. drawing surface area on a piece of paper so that we can cut it out.

me: eh, dun waste the paper, use both sides leh

sinteck: wtf?



OMG sometimes im so fucking mentally challenged! Im beginning to be like Mo Jing Jing

"大姐说我很笨"

heheheheh, okay i just blogged it out so no one can laugh at me, only with me. funny shits

Anyway, I've read this ah beng's blog, which Elaine showed me, and man, i love his blog. His entries are so fucking funny, not lame-funny or funny-funny, its more of, twit-funny.

Its so funny that me and Elaine were on MSN discussing about this twit (which elaine called) and we were laughing at his english. seriously man, nothing beats his english. I know im in no position to judge people's england, i mean, english. Since my own is half past six.

if mine is half past 6, his english is... i dunno... zero?

whatever

so anyway, we were discussing abt this twit and i keep quoting his blog which is super funny.

apparently this twit knows how to compose song (rap even). and i kept laughing the entire time i was reading his blog.

okay i have nothing, absolutely nothing against him, not even his english, i sincerely find him funny.

I shall reveal some gossips.

I have 3 friends, lets call them.... A, B and C.

A and myself, dislike C. But A and C are friends,but they are not very close because C is a backstabbing 2-faced bitch (which is true). more about that later.

So anyway, A come and tells me that C fucks around, a lot. With this person and that fella. And I took with with a pinch of salt because C seems to be the kind who i can imagine to fuck around. Since she likes to flirt with guys. And changes a bf like every 3 weeks or so. heh

This kinda gossip cannot believe all right? so i didnt.

Then few weeks later me and B are talking about something and one thing led to another and we were talking about C. And then B said "OH you know C fucked with this fella , and this fella you know?"

Immediately i said "Thats what A told me too!"

B and said "i know the guys she fucked with, and they say she is very horny in bed"

C being horny in bed turns me off.

end of story. you can keep guessing its who! but i wun tell :P

Then after a few weeks we talked about C. and A said that "i think, this kinda girl, she can climb very high in the cooperate ladder if she continues the way she is"

i think media industry as well! :)

good job, C! you are on yr way to whore-ville!

updates (6/5/08): I just spoken on the phone with A, and A showed me the pictures of the guys she has fucked with. At least 3 (from the same organisation). Outta the 3, one is a kid-lookalike, the other one is a fucking gorilla. only the 3rd guy (im guessing is the Fuck Buddy) is okay, not bad looking.

wow, she is really aiming for whore-ville, isnt she?

On second thought, its better to fuck with kid, than to fuck with old uncles right?
In my opinion she should fuck with old uncles to test the water, since the