Your dream come true!!!

Okay.

This is serious people.

Recently there has been an influx of people coming to my blue blog and when they see GR's picture, they get in heat and they come and ask me about him. Yes yes i know he is handsome (alice also say so), gorgeous, blab blab. No offense to GR because its not his fault that he is good looking, right? And we re good friends (although yesterday MJ he won, again)

This is my BLOG, so if you come here you should be looking at my pictures and rave to me how handsome i am! NOT GR


ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Im jealous la!

Maybe i pour sulphuric acid on GR's face? nah, friends dont do that to friends.

So, being the opportunistic capitalist i am. I've decided to charge WHOEVER THAT COME AND ASK ME ABOUT HIM (idea thanks to Daniel)

Here are the rates:

1 dollar (SGD):

-Whats his full name?
-Where he lives?

2 dollars:

-How old is he
-What is his birth date (not year ar!)
-What is his height?
-What is his weight?

4 bucks:

-What is his age, height (to an accuracy of 0.1cm) and weight (to an accuracy of 0.1kg). special package! in case you know nth abt him then one shot know all lor. if you know one of the stats then you can choose the 2 bucks one. cheaper what
-where he works?
-where he studies? (take note that only one question has an answer so if you ask the wrong question i will say its not applicable BUT you have to pay anyway)
-his interests (only 2)

8 bucks (yeah i know its double and double, like how you play MJ)

- is he single?
- wad is he favourite _______ ?

16 bucks

- send you a picture of him

32 bucks

- send you a topless pic of him *GASP! YOUR DREAM COME TRUE!!*

I know the fees are expensive, but what to do? Anyway, not all the money goes to me, 50% (YES 50% GOES TO GR ! *to be read in the same breath as "omg is that the new CHANEL/ROLEX/TIFFANY AND CO'S), anyway i will not disclose phone numbers, email, cos these are private.

Aint you sexcited? you lucky bitch, today is the day!!!!

Transfer to POSB savings, 247-31898-4 and email me if you've transfer, along with a word document of questions, if there are more questions not listed here but you wanna know (like, whats his current hair color, thats 2 bucks btw), email me and we shall see accordingly.

Allow 24 hours for me to reply.

Since today is a special day, ALL QUESTIONS ARE HALF PRICE!!! so it means a topless pic of him cost like what? 16 bucks? omg is that cheap or what?!??!?!??!!??!

Hurry hurry!!!





:) WOOHOO